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Wow! Look how skinny I wasn’t! This is a picture from my sophomore year at ISU. My apologies for putting up a picture with Keith in it. Me and other people who weren’t me (Tinz and Keith and two other idiots) performed a version of the play: The Complete Works of William Shakespeare Abridged. It was one of the greatest shows ever performed by humans and if you were lucky enough to see it and not die from awesomeness, we should hang out. We had a script and the first thing we did with that script was throw it away and we pretty much did wrote a completely different show based on what the authors had. We had the time of our lives and ISU got a throatfull of our artistic boners.
ISU was/is a magical place where anyone can get laid, even if you are a nerdy theater major who loves Star Wars…unless you’re Mikula. Thanks ISU! Come to Redbird Comedy Night this Sunday, and help the next generation of morons make the same mistakes we did.
