Back again with another installment of my Fast Food Quest! Today I will review four items off of the Sonic value menu.
Let’s begin with… the corndog!

yup, that's what a corn dog looks like.
It tasted like your standard inexpensive corn dog from a grocery store, but since it is actually fried, it isn’t bad. It’s a nice dollar item.
I give it, 2 out of 4 fake fat eagles
Next up, the junior sonic burger!

Om nom nom? yeah, why not.
Honestly, this was probably the best of the four. It tasted exactly like a whopper junior, but was the slightest bit bigger, and the bun is a little tastier (rather, is lightly toasted with butter. awesome.)
For the dollar? Totally a 3 out of 4 gas station wizards
Third, I ate the grilled cheese sandwich.

I should be a hand model for average food.
It was a grilled cheese. No better or worse than the one your mom or dad made for you as a kid. Worth the dollar? heavens no. Its bread and cheese.
It’s a solid 2 out of 4 Banana Keiths
I saved what I thought would be the best for last. “A chicken strip sandwich!” I thought. “Only $1.19? Hell Yes!”

this looks like a steal for a buck and some change. But, no, it's worth exactly a dollar.
I shit you not, it is a McChicken. It couldn’t have tasted more like a McChicken if it tried. The downside though, is that these strips were much harder to chew through than a McChicken. I found my jaw getting pretty tired as I worked my way through this joke of a sandwich. It would probably be better to just get some honey mustard and eat the chicken strips sans bread, lettuce, and McDonald’s brand mayo.
1 out of 4 Demons. I was so disappointed.
Also, I ate all of these things in one sitting, so I felt pretty terrible. I always go to sonic with high spirits, and then leave feeling like I just ate a buffet of raw garbage. Oh well. At least I only have 20 or so more items to eat from here. Not counting the barrage of dumb drinks I’ll have to consume.