Fast Food Quest 6: Blegh.

Hey guys, back again with more reviews of awful fast food. I got a few sandwiches to go over. Let’s cut to the chase shall we?

McDonalds 1/3 lb. Angus Deluxe

I hate McDonalds.

First off, the picture advertises TWO pieces of cheese. There’s only one. Fuck that.

Second, it took like 5 minutes. Normally, 5 minutes makes sense for food. But it’s not like they had to cook this burger. They just had to half-hazardly assemble it. It should have taken 3 minutes, tops.

Lastly, it’s fucking awful. Just like every other burger at McDonalds. I really don’t like how fried burgers taste. The grease is so present in the sandwich. It’s just awful. I don’t want to eat any other burgers from here. I will, because I need to complete this, but expect every McDonald’s burger to get a 1 out of 4.

I give it 1 out of 4 spooky advertisements.

Next up was the grilled chicken sandwich from Wendy’s

fingers not included

It was ok. There is some sort of sweet glaze on the chicken that I really didn’t care for. I didn’t know their grilled chicken was sweet. Wendy’s doesn’t warn you of that. Why not just call it “Wendy’s Sweet Grilled Chicken Sandwich?”

It was also a little dry. This was the first and only time I will probably get a grilled chicken sandwich at Wendy’s. Their fried chicken sandwiches are far superior.

I give it 2 out of 4 poorly waxed bottles of Maker’s Mark

Last in this review was a value breakfast I had at Burger King this morning after driving until 5 A.M.

"Breakfast before bed, the best way to get breakfast in your head"

I typically only get Burger King breakfasts after driving all night. I must say, they are actually quite good. Let’s start with the sausage biscuit.

The biscuit itself is way better than the McDonald’s biscuit. The sausage is also the slightest bit better. Sleep deprived Keith actually loved the hell out of this dollar item. Sure, the biscuit was a little on the dry side, but that’s how biscuits get made in fast food places.

I’m gonna go ahead and give it a 3 out of 4 moose lady pin up stickers

Now on to the hash browns, or as I referred to them as this morning, “potato coins!”

Some were scalding hot, others just a tad bit cold, but overall, they give you a ton for just a buck, and they are pretty tasty. Are they as good as McDonald’s hash browns? Of course not, but they are totally a good choice.

I am gonna give them a 3 out of 4 party bears