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Hey there friends!
It’s been a week or so, and I’ve had some more taco bell. MMMMmmmmm! LET US WASTE NO TIME!
Today (November 30th), I had the privilege of going to Taco Bell with Brian Wohl (of Octavarius fame). We went to the Taco Bell next to Wrigley Field and were welcomed with tides of seasonal well wishes from the lady behind the counter. She was so joyous! I’m serious! She was! It was awesome!
Anyways, as we pulled up to the Taco Bell, I saw what I wanted.
Taco Bell’s XXL Chalupa (with steak)
Is it a coincidence that this food comes in a coffin-esque box?
Let me just say first off, there was NOT nearly enough steak in this thing. It was advertised as having twice the steak as a normal chalupa, but I’m pretty sure that my internal stocking (esophagus and stomach) was stiffed and not stuffed this holiday season. While the chalupa was delicious in all the other ingredients, I was sad not to have lots of low quality “steak.”
Man though. Like I’ve said before, they really know how to make that fripitilla (fried pita tortilla). It makes all the difference.
Overall, I’m gonna have to give this Extra Extra Large item only an average rating. 3 out of 4 octavari.
Up Next, we have the simplest of items from Taco Bell. The… the taco.
…there it is!
While I only have picture of the Crunchy Taco, rest assured, I ate the Soft Taco as well. Both were anointed with the Mild sauce and the Fire-Roasted sauce. The crunchy taco is far superior to the soft. Hands down. No arguments.
Ok, so, maybe I got the stomach flu once after eating soft tacos from TB, and maybe I just have a distaste for that, particular flour tortilla. Whatever the case, the crunchy is just so much better! Sure, it crumbles and drops all your taco innards into that orange-yellow wrapper! But isn’t that part of the fun of TB? You know, losing your innards?
I give the crunchy taco a 3 out of 4 pictures of Tinz playing video games,
but I give the soft taco a 2 out of 4 bears that can’t count to five
Now on to dessert! Cinnamon Twists! Yeah!
This food has zero density but at least 200 calories.
AWWW YEAH! Twisty and turny, crunchy and tasty, sweet and sugary! This stuff has it all! If you’ve never had these delights, go get some now. Just imagine if cotton candy were crunchy and only ever tasted like cinnamon and sugar! That’s basically what this is! So light and flaky, so perfect.
I have to give this a 4 out of 4 things you should never put on cinnamon twists.
Looks like I planned ahead on that one.
Actually, the tacos from above, as well as these sauce pictures were not taken with Brian Wohl on November 30th. They were taken on November 24th with D7 and Ron. This week FFQ comes to you with an additional guest review of an item not on the TB menu. The Terrible Twos (more commonly known as the Double Decker). I’m the one doing an average job of filming.
