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You read that title right. Somehow in my 23 years of life, I have never experienced the miracle that is the McRib.
Yes, the McRib
This food looks better than most food I take pictures of.
I was pretty excited to eat this sandwich because of how many people were ordering it after exclaiming “They have the McRib! Awesome!” At the same time, I was heavily expecting this sandwich to be the worst thing I’d ever eat. I was wrong. It wasn’t terrible. It wasn’t wonderful (i mean, duhhhh), but it was pretty ok. It was better than the BBQ rib sandwiches I had in elementary school.
The pickles and onions work pretty well with the sandwich, too. So. Yeah. Not much to say other than it’s worth you trying it once. I’ll prolly never eat it again. There’s just better food to eat.
Rating? 2 out of 4 pictures of a stuffed griffin
Next up on the FFQ, we have my standard McDonald’s breakfast, a sausage biscuit and a hash brown.
We’ll start with the sausage biscuit.
biscuit, biscuit, make it with sausage!
Not much to say here. It costs a buck, and it’s really quite good. I like Burger King’s sausage biscuit better, but you should still feel ok eating this.
I give it 3 out of 4 dumb things we have in our apartment.
Now for the real treat, McDonald’s Hash Browns
I'll have the om nom nom please!
Hockey rinks have recently become one of my favorite oval-esque shaped things, but nothing will ever top the pseudo-oval that is the McDonald’s hash browns.
I have so many fond memories of eating these on car trips down to Hilton Head Island (where my family vacations all the time). It’s just so good. If you can find me a better, more satisfying breakfast product for only a dollar… I’m not even going to finish that. You can’t. This is the best thing McDonald’s serves. Why they don’t serve it all day long is a mystery to me.
I’m not done. You know they way you feel when you are a little cold in your house and you step outside into a warm, slightly humid day, and for a few seconds a warm rush spreads over your body and you close your eyes and just feel perfect? That’s the feeling of a McDonald’s hash brown.
Have you ever been sitting with loved ones on a special occasion and find that everything in the universe is perfect for that one second and you just sortof want to kiss everyone around you and tell them how happy you are that they are in your life? That’s the feeling of a McDonald’s Hash brown.
I have to give it a perfect score. 4 out of 4 expressions I am likely to have after eating a Mcdonald’s hash brown.
