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Well hey there everyone! Sorry that I’ve been posting the quest a little less frequently, but I have been eating much better as of late.
Well, ok, not better.
I’m still eating a world’s worth of food that’s bad for me, but not as much mainstream fast food. Nonetheless, I still eat some Fast Garbage!
First we have McDonalds Premium Grilled Chicken Club Sandwich
"Can you make sure there's way too much lettuce? Thankssomuch!"
This sandwich isn’t complete garbage, but the thing fell apart pretty quickly. I don’t know what makes McDonald’s food slip and slide all over the place, it’s like most of their items have gone into a rock tumbler. They are so smooth and slippery! Like rocks!
The chicken was ok, a little dry (of course), the lettuce was all over the place, and the one tomato was just stupid. If your sandwich is two tomato slices long, put two tomato slices on it! Every bite of a sandwich should have the same ingredients.
Stupid McDonalds. At least the chicken doesn’t taste like vomit. That unique flavor is reserved for their burgers.
I give this sandwich 2 out of 4 Giant Pink Pachyderms!
Next up, Burger King Chicken Fries!
Look at those goofy looking foods.
You probably have had these by now. I have had them before, but I’ve never ordered them. I’ve just snuck some from friends at times. I must say, Burger King won my heart when I ordered the 6 pack of these and received about 12. Some were shorter than others, but there were chicken sticks-a-plenty for me to enjoy.
Are they good? Sortof! They are certainly better than chicken rings, but not as good as chicken strips.
Does some guy just sit around and think of different ways to stuff pureed chicken into our systems? Nuggets, fries, rings, tenders… It’s all the same garbage, but in different forms. I can’t wait until they make chicken steam.
Oh man, chicken steam is really gross in my mind.
Oh yeah, a rating…
Uh, since they gave me a ton and they are actually pretty tasty, 3 out of 4 attempts of taking a good picture of chicken fries.
So that’s it. But now I’d like to gross you all out.
Wanna know more about what goes into chicken foods like this? No, you don’t, but here it is anyway.
So, also, the picture in question in this video is from another video, but I can’t for the life of me find it. If someone knows where I can find that video, let me know and I’ll put it up in this post later. (yes, the man in this video is wicked annoying)
Here’s a sexy-music video you might enjoy more (probably not).
I’m sorry.
