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Do you love being pissed off and afraid all the time but are running out of everyday things to feel threatened by? Well have I got a facebook group for you!
A group of proud, common-sense patriots have formed a facebook group supporting a boycott of Campbell’s soup. Why you ask? Because Campbell’s soup is Halal, which is kind of like the Islamic equivalent of kosher. If a product is certified as Halal, it does not contain pork, alcohol, or other things followers of Islam can’t eat as part of their religion. Because Campbell’s soup isn’t made with bacon or whiskey, practicing Muslims are allowed to eat it AND THIS IS TOTALLY NOT OK!
Isn't this spooky Middle-Eastern font terrifying?
The Boycott Campbell’s Soup Facebook Group is currently populated by about 3,000 Americans who feel Campbell’s is a company of Muslim-enablers who piss on the graves our founding fathers. Everyone knows a true American company would either add pork to all soup recipes or include a disclaimer on all cans that reads “FOR NON MUSLIMS ONLY!”
I’ve been lounging around my house all day trying to recover from a cold. In my leisure time, I couldn’t help joining the group and trolling the fuck out of it. Trolling has always been a part-time hobby of mine. The goal is to be so obviously sarcastic people will believe you’re serious. Like this little gem I left.
Boom
See? Trolling the hate-filled and small-minded is easy and fun! I’ve been leaving fun posts there all day. Here’s another!
There’s some really angry people on this website. They’re all afraid and according to them, they’ve all read the Qur’an. They’ve now noticed that I’m a troll, but it’s still fun anways.
So if you’re looking for something fun and spooky to do, spend some time with me in the most ignorant and bigoted depths of facebook. Playing jokes on people is fun when they’re too full of rage and pants-shitting fear to realize you’re mocking them.
And remember kids, just because something is so sad it’s funny, doesn’t mean it’s not sad.
