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You’re sick.
What? You got a thing for watching young guys perform? Gross.
Where were you on the night of September 20, 2009?!?
It hasn’t happened yet? Wrong answer. RAAAHHHH!
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Hi, I’m LP and I’m letting you know about the upcoming Octavarius show! Yay!
The theme is, yup, you guessed it: Law & Order: SVU
SVU's main interrogation tactic: Standing around
So come out this Sunday to The Cornservatory for some insanely sexy improv. Show time is 7pm and opens with Legitimate Beef and Old West Family Photo. 4210 N. Lincoln Ave.
Tickets are $7 if you step into my office and put your damn badge on my desk. Or you can speak the password: Loose cannon.
Otherwise tickets are $10
