It has come to my attention that I have made one too many Titanic jokes in my time on this Earth. Karma slapped my balls last night when the pipe beneath my kitchen sink burst leaking freezing cold water into my room. That plus the fact that my drain in my shower does not drain water, has haunted my senseless humor of the Titanic.

Captain Smith, I am sorry that your dick wasnt big enough so you had to speed the ship into an ice wall.

I have made a video tribute to these people.

First, play this song.

While watching this video with the volume turned down

I am still alive!!!!! Viva la resistance de Grenada!!