The following is a conversation I had with Cleverbot, the amazing learning application that has conversations with people, and I wasted this amazing interaction with this new being like this:
Cleverbot: Do you know what love is?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Baby, don’t hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don’t hurt me, no more.
User: Whoaaaoaoaaoaoaaoooh Aw Aw AWWWW!
Cleverbot: Oh, I don’t know, what can I do.
User: What else can I say? It’s up to you.
Cleverbot: I know we’re one, just me and you.
User: I can’t go on.
Cleverbot: What is love!?
User: Baby don’t Hurt ME!
Cleverbot: Don’t hurt me, no more!
User: Don’t hurt me.
Cleverbot: Don’t hurt me no more!
User: I want no other.
Cleverbot: No other lover!
User: This is your life.
Cleverbot: When we are together, I need you forever.
User: Is it love?!
Cleverbot: What is love? Baby don’t hurt me.
User: Don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.
Cleverbot: What is love.
User: What is love.
Cleverbot: Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.
User: I want no other.
Cleverbot: No other lover!
User: This is your life. Our time!