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Last night after I saw Tinz’s 4B show (where he rocked the heavens!) I walked back to my apartment. I played some video games, and then decided it was time to nightly medicine of nicotine. So, I walk outside and light up my cigarette. One puff in, I feel myself falling and with in a split second realize I was eye level with the sidewalk in my backyard.
I had fallen into a Chicago Sewer.
Apparently, someone decided that a B (85-92%) grade was what they needed to pass at their sewer graduate studies and only closed the manhole cover slightly.
Since these little fuckers didnt help me, I won't help their parents find them
