Since I have a Borders Rewards card (and worked there for a brief stint), I get e-mails from them every few days with coupons and updates about new books n’ such. Today my Borders e-mail contained the following snippet which I felt necessary to share with all of you:

Must we really lump Ludy Blume and The Rock into the same category?

Must we really lump Judy Blume and The Rock into the same category?

Borders Books is losing its mind.