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It’s December 28th, and Christmas has come and gone. Kids are playing with new toys, adults are enjoying their new combo coffee bean grinder/brewer, and my brother Brian and I are enjoying the dumbest bullshit we could get each other for $30.
That’s right, my brother
Brian
and I
Keith
decided to steal the tradition that Big Scott and his wife (Susan) have.
So what did we get each other? I’m glad I asked! I’ll start with my gifts to Brian.
It was hard to find something that really screamed bullshit. I searched throughout the mall in Savannah, but came up empty handed. That is, until I saw “Spencer’s Gifts,” (a place notorious for dumb, useless garbage) and felt a strong feeling my search might come to an end. I passed a “Dark Side of the Moon” snuggie, keeping it in the back of my mind, but soon found this:
A Skeleton Chess Set. "Purrrfect."
To top it off, it was marked down from $30 to $15! That meant I could get this AND something else! There was a lot more skeleton nonsense that I was close to buying, but then I looked up and saw what I needed to get. Yes. It was another “Mystical Creations” product, and it was also marked down to $15.
Nothing honors our lord Jesus quite like a Buddha lamp.
I was happy with my enormous purchases, and I think Brian liked them both as well. At the very least, he seemed confused on Christmas morning.
Now on to Brian’s gifts. Using his knowledge of my interest in WWE, Brian managed to find something that I legitimately was thrilled to open on Christmas morning.
Check. This. Shit. Out.
Yeah. A WWE beach towel. In the words of “The Miz,” it’s AWWWEEEESOMMMEEE.
But Brian managed to do the same as me, and split his $30 into two gifts. The second was wildly dumb, but will surely get use in my house. Specifically, it will probably be put onto the cat wall.
Sparkle Cats Puzzle! This present is "Dog-gone" great!
I was pretty happy to see Brian take my interests into account in this dumb present exchange.
I don’t know who got the dumber gifts in the end, but we both seemed pretty pleased with what we got. Maybe you all can decide for yourselves on who did the better (worse) job. Until next time,
KEEEEEEP DREEEAAAMIN!!!
