While you've been on vacation, I farted on all your pillows.

Taste my ass, Muszynski.

This post is a response to My Vacation will be so much better than Marc’s and Viringia is for lovers… of lameness.

You guys may be having a wonderful time taking days off work and spending time with your family or girlfriend in a place that is not your own, but I’m having a great time here, in the great city of Chicago!

Last night I saw Marry Poppins with Amy. Today I farted on all of your pillows! Yup, all of ’em.

Today, Amy and I are probably going to go see a movie, drink a bunch and hang out with our friends here in the beautiful city of Chicago!

Also, while you assholes are gone, TBS’s Just For Laughs: Chicago festival will be here! Many top standup acts will be in town for the whole week! I’ve already got tickets to see Robert Smigel with Mikula and Amy. What a great city. I think I might enjoy some Chicago Cubs baseball, some Chicago hot dogs, a deep dish pizza, and I’ll buy an alderman! I’m looking at you, Scott Waguespak.