Blog Posts - Now well all think that we have bad days. Why, yesterday I had to go to work, which makes it a bad day. Some of us get fired, some get stabbed, some get dumped, but none of us have had...
They’ve adapted!
Blog Posts - Nick Mikula reporting again. The war has begun in my sector. Fear is everywhere, enemies are here and there, coughing consumes us all. I have spent the past four hours hiding in my bathtub like Will Smith did when he...
We are in the fight of our lives!
Blog Posts - In the safety and comfort of my new apartment, I have discovered propaganda used by both sides of the swine war. Who will win? vs. In the coming days, I will report more. Good Night and Good Luck.
I WILL ROUND HOUSE/UPPER CUT/SIDE THRUST KICK/EMPI/ YOU INTO OBLIVION!
Blog Posts - Allright… I found this Michael Bay tribute video from ShoWest. It’s confession time. Now, I love wearing my “artsy” glasses so I can look like a cool actor. I love wearing beat up jeans and an old white t-shirt so...
Fuck off Asteroid Apophis!
Blog Posts - So, I was watching a funny short film tonight and behind my youtube window, was this article…. http://news.aol.com/article/asteroid-apophis/426922?icid=main|aimzones|dl1|link2|http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fasteroid-apophis%2F426922 An asteroid the size of a 25-story building will come within 18,000 miles of Earth on April 13, 2029 — closer than...
Quantum’s fight scenes did not copy the Jason Bourne movies!
Blog Posts - When Quantum of Solace came out in theaters last fall, a lot of critics seemed to think that the fight scenes were just copying the Jason Bourne films (quick edits, sharp camera angles, and at times confusing action scenes) This...
Tom Hanks is James Bond
Blog Posts - This video is amazing! It combines both my love for Tom Hanks and my love for James Bond.
James Bond’s sex life
Blog Posts - I am bored at work, and was incredibly curious of how many times and in how many different places James Bond has had sex. The following is my answer. His Hotel Room: 14 Her Place: 8 On a Boat: 7...
Hamlet as Told by Facebook Newsfeed
Blog Posts - I couldn’t find the name of whoever did this, but it is pretty cool. See the full story here. Sadly, the old newsfeed dates this to way back in 2008, but I appreciate history as much as the next guy....
Before I leave this Earth…
Blog Posts - I have always wanted to make T-Shirts that say things that I find funny. Not everyone else would find it funny, but I would, and on a Monday morning waiting for the train, a funny T-shirt would make all the...
