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Dear Kevin Costner, worship at my sweat!
Blog Posts - (while you are reading this post, feel free to enjoy some wonderful background music.) Last night I had the amazing oppurtunity to watch the origional Adventures of Robin Hood starring the incredibly cocky yet brilliant Errol Flynn. Then it occurred...
Lonely Want adds
Blog Posts - HELLO LADIES!!! My name is Yak-Face and you might have seen me in the hit film “Return of the Jedi.” I am a single Yak-Man looking for a lovely woman. I recently relocated to your Earth System and am living...
RIP Star Wars
Blog Posts - 10 years ago today, The Phantom Menace opened in theatres and my childhood died. Let us take a moment of silence for the 10 year anniversary of the death of Star Wars.
Top 9 people I wouldn’t lend money to
Blog Posts - # 9) Danny Ocean Not only will I not get it back, but this guy will have sex with the woman I love. #8) Porter -He only wants his half back (wont even make a profit on -Avoids sex with...
Pickup lines I will use this weekend!
Blog Posts - I was looking at movie Taglines and I realized that a lot of them are horrible pickup lines. “The story of the strangest passion the world has ever known!” Dracula (1931) “The strangest story ever conceived by man.” King Kong...
If Shogan does this, I will respect him as a man.
Blog Posts - Sure, he might have a beard, but how manly is he? Shoghead, I give you exacltly 1 week to do this. If not, you will forever be known as a child to me.
Deleted scene from Star Trek
Blog Posts - I can’t believe they deleted this from the movie!!!!! Also, Star Trek is now #58 on IMDB’s top 250 films of all time.
The best toy ever!
Blog Posts - This is quite possibly the best action figure I have ever seen. I want one NOW!
Penguins make me smile
Blog Posts - I hated the movie…but if I am ever having a bad day (which I dont because I just think about Prince Imhotep and feel much better), I just watch this trailer and feel so much better.
