Blog Posts - This man is quite the improvisor….
Yippie Ki-yay??
Blog Posts - What the hell!?
Suck on my gold, former 8th grade bullies!
Blog Posts - (feel free to listen to this song of victory as you read this post) Dear Dave Wiskerik: That’s right! You heard me. I am awesome. Back in the 8th grade, I was mocked like a three legged child in a...
Yeah, because I want to shit myself in public
Blog Posts - Whose idea is this? This is stupid! The Sears Tower (eat it Willis!) is having glass balconies on the 103rd floor. Stupid. Pure stupidity at its finest. I hate this idea. I think it is rotten. I hate it more...
Backdraft: We meet again
Blog Posts - Last night, I decided to watch Backdraft. One of my favorite movies from my youth. The movie is no Citizen Kane, or the Brave Little Toaster, but I still like it…but I found myself asking questions during the movie. I...
Octavarius show tonight 8pm at the Playground
Blog Posts - Come check out our second romp in the Sandbox Showcase at the Playground. Tickets are only $5, and it’s BYOB. If you play your cards right, there might be a Stargate Scene. The Playground 3209 N Halsted St. Chicago, IL
I needed this
Blog Posts - I work in a box office, where I get asked lots of stupid questions. Sometimes, I wish I could just treat customers like this.
This is both stupid/genius
Blog Posts - I love this!
The Harry Ellis D-Bag of the week!
Blog Posts - I, your humble servant/anti-hero, have decided to award certain people in history as D-Bags of the week. I’m calling it the “Harry Ellis D-Bag of the week” because Harry Ellis (from Die Hard) is the ultimate D-Bag. No one comes...
I’m gay-for Die Hard
Blog Posts - After reading Brian’s post about being gay for women, I realized something about myself.
