Blog Posts - The big question of the day: Did cavemen cry? Short answer: Yes (with questionable proof) Long answer: Inconclusive Ok, so I’ve been doing a lot of research, and I can’t seem to find a single source that says cavemen ever...
Tired of Making Bad Decisions? Why Not Make a Delicious One Instead?
Blog Posts - Hey there, gang. We at Octavarius are relatively new to this adult thing. We’re all in our early 20’s and sometimes we make mistakes. Whether its spending too much money on video games, skipping expensive saxophone lessons, or eating a...
Hamster Wheel Technology: Can it Fix the Energy Crisis/Health Care?
Blog Posts - First and foremost. I am not a scientist. In fact, if you were to poll my friends, family, coworkers and assorted lovers, I don’t think any of them would describe me as “sciencey.” However, they could very likely describe me...
Dear Santa (How a Sex Offender Stole Christmas)
Blog Posts - Yesterday the Postal Service decided to cancel their “Letters to Santa Program.” Every year, letters to Santa are forwarded to North Pole, Alaska, which seems like a fun place to live. Once there, a team of over 2,000 volunteers send...
Ah, Crap Guys. I Think Pandas Will Die Soon
Blog Posts - Ok, so anyone who was at the Octavarius show three weeks ago knows what I’m talking about. Experts are saying that pandas are probably gonna have to die out. Now I know what you’re saying. “Chris I love pandas! How...
Thanks for Coming Out To Last Night’s Show!
Blog Posts - Hey everybody! Last night’s classic Nickelodeon show was hella fun! Our suggestion was troll. We got to see what happens when you hit the ground after continuously falling in a dream. We learned lessons from the Billy Goats Gruff. And...
Octavarius Returns This Sunday with a Treat for all You 90’s Kids
Blog Posts - Ok 90’s kids, time to get nostalgic! That’s right! Come enjoy Old West Family Photo, Barry Men-ilow, and Octavarius as we celebrate the the best of 90’s Nickelodeon. The show starts at 7:00 pm. We will be playing at the...
Multiple Choice: Guns, Drugs, or Both?
Blog Posts - Here in America’s crazy 2 party system, a lot of words get tossed around. Republicans and Democrats have begun to view one another as enemies. Right-wingers will call Democrats lazy hippie drug addicts and left-wingers call Republicans gun-crazy rednecks. Both...
The Onion Strikes Gold Once Again…This Time with Minotaurs
Blog Posts - Ah, the Onion. Always funny. This is a relatively new video from them. The only thing funnier than clever satire is mythological creatures.
Justice: Party on Fred Phelps
Blog Posts - Fred Phelps. He’s the hate-mongering head of the Westboro Baptist church. For those of you unfamiliar, Phelps is a lunatic who spreads hate and intolerance throughout the country. The Baptist Church (as well as every other major establishment) wants nothing...
