Blog Posts - Come on, Obama. Just shut it off. Shut off the Internet and rule us. Now’s as good a time as ever. I mean, really, what have you gained by not shutting off the Internet? You’ve got legions of people who...
Toy Story 3: Communist Pixar Hates Our Freedom
Blog Posts - Well it’s summer, so time for conservatives/liberals to claim summer blockbusters as some sort of victory for their ideology. Like when conservatives tried to claim the Dark Knight and Knocked Up. Or when environmentalists and libertarians and other relevant political movements tried...
Don’t Ice Me, Bro! Why I Refuse to Play Smirnoff’s Game
Blog Posts - If you’re just a regular guy, you probably don’t understand why a self-respecting man would get down on one knee and chug a Smirnoff Ice. But the above picture is not of some regular guy. The man pictured above is...
I’m No Longer Prejudiced Against Guys Named Tanner
Blog Posts - I’d like the world to know that I’ve come to terms with my own intolerance and bigotry. Ever since I can remember, I’ve harbored ignorant prejudice against a group of people who have done nothing to warrant it. I always...
Nazi Money and Other Things That Give Rand Paul the Blues
Blog Posts - If you’ve been watching the news or reading political blogs, you may have noticed Republican Senate hopeful Rand Paul buried under a stack of shit bricks. Last week, shortly after winning the Republican primary in Kentucky, Paul was struck with...
Adorable Animals Mom Mixup
Blog Posts - Happy Mother’s Day everyone! Today we all celebrate our mothers. Problem is, some people do not have a mom. Similarly, some animals do not have mothers either. Thankfully, not all moms must be biologically related to their children. Anyone can...
The Tea Party Just Got Crazier! Happy Tax Day Everybody!
Blog Posts - Hey everybody! Today is Tax Day, and that means 2 things! 1: No more going through records and filling out paperwork for a long time. 2: A bunch of protests are gonna happen. That’s right! The Tea Party Protesters, America’s...
Poor Sandra Bullock. She Should Have Never Made that Pact With Satan
Blog Posts - In the past two decades, Sandra Bullock has been everywhere. She’s been in blockbuster mega hit movies, as well as steaming piles of cinema dog poop. After not really hearing about her since Miss Congeniality 2, I was surprised to...
Rush Limbaugh to Leave America, Disappointing the Fat Supervillains of the World
Blog Posts - So Rush Limbaugh has declared that if Congress passes health care reform, he’s leaving America and moving to Costa Rica. Apparently if Americans are given access to healthcare, he has lost the war. Now, when I first heard this news,...
Glenn Beck: Is He Andy Kaufman?
Blog Posts - Nobody can dispute what Andy Kaufman did for comedy. Shunning the term “comedian,” Kaufman referred to himself as “a song and dance man.” From wrestling women to creating the miserable alter ego Tony Clifton, Kaufman always put on a fantastic...
