Blog Posts - Alright Americans, during this next week don’t be surprised if you notice Canada acting passive aggressive and generally peeved at us. You see the controversial whistle-blower website Wikileaks is releasing aboot 250,000 classified documents which have the potential to seriously damage...
“Sarah Palin’s Alaska” Makes Tina Fey Irrelevant
Blog Posts - Suck it Tina Fey. Your career is over. Now that Sarah Palin has a reality show there’s just nothing to make fun of her about anymore. You see, Sarah Palin premiered “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” on TLC this week. America’s folksiest facebook...
Freshman Year ISU Chris Had a Sad Superbowl Party
Blog Posts - Hey guys. Here’s a favorite memory from my freshman year at ISU in 2006. My friends and I made a facebook album where we watched the Super Bowl and had no fun. We called it “MY FRIENDS ARE CRAZY!” Here...
5 Things I’m Expecting from the Stewart/Colbert Rally
Blog Posts - Hey gang, this Saturday America’s most beloved fake news men are throwing the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear. They already have over 200,000 confirmed facebook attendees so it’s gonna be a big one. Pretend journalists will rule the day...
Facebook Patriots Boycott Campbell’s Soup to Defeat Muslims
Blog Posts - Do you love being pissed off and afraid all the time but are running out of everyday things to feel threatened by? Well have I got a facebook group for you! A group of proud, common-sense patriots have formed a...
Today is the Last Day to Register to Vote in Illinois
Blog Posts - Hai guyz! Today is the last day to register to vote and in case you haven’t noticed there’s no money anymore. There’s no jobs and herds of Communists roam the land in secrecy trying to take your freedom (because they...
Rick Sanchez Fired Just Because He’s Embarrassing and Went on an Anti-Semetic Rant
Blog Posts - CNN has fired their top slow-witted news hunk, Rick Sanchez for anti-semetic comments. During a radio interview yesterday Rick called Jon Stewart a bigot and suggested that CNN is run by Jews. Rick is known for being good looking and saying...
A Look Into the Future: Conan O’ Brien Announces New Show Title
Blog Posts - Everybody’s favorite goofy lumbering redhead Conan O’ Brien announced the name of his TBS show this week. I have spent the best years of my life loving Conan. I discovered him when I was in junior high. His zany characters,...
Are You a Monster? Here Are Some Tell-Tale Signs
Blog Posts - In this crazy world, folks do what they have to just to get by. Sometimes we have to do fucked up things just to stay alive. It’s not easy to live comfortably, pay the rent and feel emotionally and intellectually...
Hong Kong Daily Show-esque Program Mocks 3D Sarah Palin
Blog Posts - Haha. I’m sure I’m missing a bunch of jokes as much of this video isn’t in English, but here’s a video from an animation company in Hong Kong making fun of Sarah Palin. I didn’t know she is as popular...
