Blog Posts - A favorite of many with a silly sense of humor, Awkward Boners.com brings you the best in boners at uncomfortable times and places. You also can rate if the boner is understandable or AWKWARD! Here are a few of my...
Batman has a Boner and he’s fantastic!
Blog Posts - The following is one of the best fan films of all time. It, notably, stars the late Andrew (Boner from “Growing Pains”) Koenig in a fantastic performance as The Joker. Enjoy! And don’t forget to share and support our campaign...
Why you should hop on the Chicago Blackhawks Bandwagon
Blog Posts - BWo here, and I am so excited because tonight is the first playoff game for the Chicago Blackhawks! A lot of people don’t understand much about hockey beyond the Mighty Ducks movies and I want to inspire you to find...
Conan takes a bad situation and turns it into a good one
Blog Posts - I’ve always admired those who can embrace the chaos of life and turn it into something fun at all times. The terrible mishandling of the Tonight Show was one of those situations where the chaos of life put a bunch...
My friend Karl is better than your friend Karl
Blog Posts - My friend Karl rules. He studied symbolic systems, mathematics, Patrick Swayze, and Oprah while at Stanford. He’s not only good at math and relating to computers, but he’s also good at being funny and relating to humans! Your friend...
Tinz and BWo had a fun Saturday!
Blog Posts - Sometimes you get up and decide that today will be different from any other day. Tinz and I did that on Saturday, March 13th. After having awesome breakfast and coffee, we headed straight to the Chicago Music Exchange to check...
It was worth a shot
Blog Posts - As you may know, last week I emailed Meryl Streep’s agent, Kevin Huvane, and proposed to him that if Meryl is “tired of the usual bullshit” she could quit acting in movies for a little while and join Octavarius. I...
Dear Meryl Streep, Quit Acting in Movies and Join Our Group
Blog Posts - Dear Meryl Streep, Quit acting in movies and join our group. You are an incredibly talented and versatile performer. I believe that with your talent, you could easily be a fantastic improv comedian. Octavarius is doing our best to make...
I’d go on a date with Helen Thomas
Blog Posts - I just finished watching HBO’s documentary, Thank You, Mr. President, which is a 45 minute film with Helen Thomas commenting on her past 60+ years as a member of the White House Press Corp. Helen entered the White House Press...
Brian Wohl: The Secret Agent you want for your operation.
Blog Posts - Hello, my name is Brian Wohl and I understand you’re looking to hire a personal secret agent. I am highly qualified and indispensable to your operation. I have many talents. Including but not limited to: basic understanding of at least...
