Community Chest: Insurance error in your favor. Collect $56.58.
Blog Posts - Aetna, a health insurance company, made a clerical error when calculating my doctor bills from four years ago when I had mono. The result? I got a check yesterday for $56.58. Aetna assured me that they made a simple mistake,...
Attention! Britney Spears Not Dead!
Blog Posts - I know a lot of people out there have recently been mislead to believe that the once heartthrob turned sex diva, Britney Spears, has died. Let me quell this rumor now! Brittany Spears is not actually dead. I know that...
Thanks for all the memories Cornservatory!
Blog Posts - Thanks to everyone who came to the closing of Octavarius: A Hair Away from Disaster and made it one of our best shows ever. Also a special thanks to our openers, Boyfriend Girlfriend, and Accidental VJ who were both steller. ...
Check that one off the list
Blog Posts - Last night after I saw Tinz’s 4B show (where he rocked the heavens!) I walked back to my apartment. I played some video games, and then decided it was time to nightly medicine of nicotine. So, I walk outside and...
Soviet propaganda from the Cold War
Blog Posts - The English Russia war website has a ton of these Cold War propaganda cartoons and posters. Most of them include translations, but the words are rarely necessary. Many of the images have these grotesque morphed visions of Uncle Sam. It’s...
Chicago, beware
Blog Posts - It’s our last show of the run. It’s going to be awesome. Please help by sharing this video. If you’re coming, we recommend you get there early for good seats. Special thanks to Mike Noens for his sweet cinematography and...
Ah, Crap Guys. I Think Pandas Will Die Soon
Blog Posts - Ok, so anyone who was at the Octavarius show three weeks ago knows what I’m talking about. Experts are saying that pandas are probably gonna have to die out. Now I know what you’re saying. “Chris I love pandas! How...
Octavarius last show: let’s get drunk!
Blog Posts - this Sunday marks the last performance of Octavarius’ run, Octavarius: a hair away from diaster. and to celebrate, I have been put in charge. w00t! This Sunday at the cornservatory theater(4210 n. lincoln) Octavarius will be presenting DRINKprov for our...
Let’s play Smush
Blog Posts - Smush is a very dumb game that has recently come to our attention, and we wanted to share so everyone can play. How to play Smush Smush is basically the “Before and After” game from Wheel of Fortune. You take...