BREAKING NEWS! CNN has fired their top slow-witted news hunk, Rick Sanchez for anti-semetic comments. During a radio interview yesterday Rick called Jon Stewart a bigot and suggested that CNN is run by Jews.
I'm handsome and have a Twitter. And now today's stories. What's up with those Jews, amirite?
The Internet is already up in arms with political nerds celebrating his departure from the news. Rick is known for being good looking and saying stupid shit all the time. Here’s a picture of him pretending like he knows where Hawaii is.
So yeah. He’s a male news bimbo. His stud quarterback good looks and lack of professional insignt/knowledge about things like geography and the metric system make him perfect fodder for Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert. They make fun of him quite a bit and apparently Sanchez got so mad he stuck his big handsome foot in his own mouth.
No that's your leg, Rick.
So yeah. Rick’s toast now. He violated that old newsman credo: For fucks sake, don’t make public statements about Jews controlling everything.
I just want to say that I’ll miss Rick. I don’t really know if he’s a bigot or if he just has no control over stupid things that poor out of his mouth. His comment was a big dumb cherry on the stupid-shit cupcake he’s spent 6 years baking on CNN. I don’t know what’s in the man’s heart, but I never minded seeing him on tv.
America is full of well-intentioned dumbfucks. I kind of enjoyed being able to turn on the news and see a loveable dumbfuck read me the day’s top stories. Farewell, Rick Sanchez! You will be missed.
Oh, and apparently youtube has taken down the video of Rick getting tazed. It’s a good one, so if you want to see it, here’s a clip to the Daily Show airing it. Enjoy!
