Power Wheels still exist and are just as Dangerous as ever!

In this week’s podcast, Keith imagined what would happen if his future son, “Keith”, accidentally ran over Castellvi’s future son, “Lando”, on Christmas. Luckily there is plenty of information about Power Wheels all over the internet! Here’s my favorite:

"Keith" and "Lando" before Lando's untimely death.

Pictured above is the JEEP Hurricane with “Monster Traction” Power Wheels. “Hard surfaces, grass, and rough terrain are no match for this Jeep! Kids can adventure through ruts, wet grass, gravel, mud, and more! Jeep’s ultimate terrain traction won’t get stuck where the others do. Riders can listen to cool tunes of their choice on a real FM radio.”

Yes, it has a radio in it too! Amazing.

It also has a 12-Volt battery that can power the car to move anywhere from 2.5mph to 5mph AND it goes in reverse!

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “A top-speed of only 5mph? That wouldn’t kill Castellvi’s first born son? He’s WAY too powerful to be killed by a measly 5mph, Power Wheels with only 157.47 Newtons of Force (70.3Kg [the mass of kids + mass of vehicle] * 2.32 meters per second ^2 [my estimated acceleration of the vehicle]).

The internet can provide you with more power!

According to “ModifiedPowerWheels.com”, you can rewire your Power Wheels to run on an 18-Volt battery to top the speed out at 11mph! That could provide a whopping 344.47 Newtons of Force! Although this might not kill an adult, it definitely could mess up a small child. Sorry Lando, Keith Jr’s Power Wheels JEEP Hurricane with “Monster Traction” could ruin you with the help of the internet.

Science wins again!

Sorry Castellvi. Keith’s son + the power of a modified JEEP Hurricane with “Monster Traction” = Dead Lando = Keith’s genetic line lives on while your line ends in a horrific Power Wheels accident.