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Steve Urkel, you are the most impressive inventor of the late 20th century and have made products that we all can barely live with out.
Yes, Steve Urkel, you did do that. You did create “cool juice” that transformed your nerdy self into the smoothest man on the planet, Stefan Urquelle.
You created your transformation chamber that transformed you AND Carl into Bruce Lee versions of yourselves!
You invented your own personal jetpack that got you a cameo on Step-By-Step.
Which, as we ALL know, gave you one more opportunity to show off the dance craze you invented, “The Urkel”.
You did it Steve. You wore us all down and we do love you. We show it by using jetpacks every day, turning into the “cool” versions of ourselves to get that girl who hates us, and, of course, we all know that if we ever want to rule the dance floor all we have to do is “hitch up our pants, bend our knees, and stick out our pelvis”. You have changed the world Steve, and are easily the greatest inventor of our time. Easily.
