Bottom 10 Sexiest Disney Characters of All Time

In honor of not letting Lauren win for a week straight, I have put together a comprehensive list of the least sexy Disney characters ever. Hey Lauren, Disney has ugly people to.

10.  The Peddler from Aladdin

9.  Fairy Godmother from Cinderella

8. Joe the Chef from Lady and the Tramp

7. Tweedle Dum from Alice in Wonderland

6. Dopey from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

5.  TIE! Madam Mim from The Sword in the Stone / Madame Medusa from the Rescuers

4.  Tweedle Dee from Alice in Wonderland

3. The Creepy Old Tree Lady from Pocahontas

I’m pretty sure she’s just one of those Native American starvation trip hallucinations anyway.

2. Peter Pan from Peter Pan

“There is nothing sexy about a grown man acting like a child.” -Everyone’s Ex-Girlfriend anyone has ever had

1. Lafou from Beauty and the Beast

If I were this ugly, I would not spend all my time with the Best Looking Guy in town.

 

Whether or not Lauren likes it, these characters all:

1. Exist

2. Are from Disney

3. Would find having sex quite difficult

Sorry for the truth.