Blog Posts - In honor of Octavarius: Dungeons & Drag Queens this Sunday, June 24 at 7pm at ComedySportz, we’re creating each other as Dungeons & Drag Queens characters. Name: LaurLaur Twiharder Race: Gnome Class: Jewish witch Strength: 4 Dexterity: 6 Constitution: 16...
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Blog Posts - In honor of our upcoming brawl to rule them all, Battle for the Belt, I’ve decided to share this website with every possible animal fight you could think of. You want to see a cat vs a scorpion? Ok. How...
Ophiuchus? More like OH FUUUUU
Blog Posts - This is it guys. This is our chance to change the type of people we are and blame it on nonsense! The zodialogical* world is on it’s head and none of it matters! If you haven’t heard, the zodiac signs...
Robert’s reunion with a special friend
Blog Posts - This is an old video I shot (crappily) of a pizza delivery misadventure we had while invading Tennesse. Plus it features, the Robert Hughes “Southerner of the Week” award winning, Robert Hughes! Enjoy!
Thrash on, little bird!
Blog Posts - This is a penguin thrashing to metal. Watch it forever please.
The New Year begins! With terror!
Blog Posts - First off, happy New Year guys. I hope you all had a fun and memorable one. I know I did. Secondly, wtf Arkansas? What happened? We turn our back for a few seconds and you let the shit hit the...
Pizza = Happy
Blog Posts - Duh. As we discussed in Podcast Pizza Party! Live!, pizza might be the greatest thing on the planet (besides love and basketball*). It’s perfect for any and all occasions! As I said in the podcast, I’ve only had one memorably...
Babies love LP?
Blog Posts - Yes they do. This is a video of me forcing gently coaxing a baby into saying my stupid nickname. I win.
Drink much LP?
Blog Posts - …sure do, LP! Recently, after a night of heavy conservative alcohol abuse, I wound up at Chicago’s famous* Diner Grill with some friends. At said diner, there’s a bit of a challenge to all patrons… Finish a slinger and we’ll...
Broke in Chicago?
Blog Posts - …of course you are. Who isn’t? We at Octavarius are all pretty cheap and try and find the most frugal ways to have fun, but boy these times are bonerrific tough. Even our Mayor Daley has to work through his...
