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Ladies, its me, M-I-K-U-L-A +! I was watching Attack of the Clones the other day, and SMACK it hit me, this burning question, why is Queen Amidala dating Anakin Skywalker!?
Queen, I present to you, the top reasons why you should date me, instead of Anakin Skywalker.
1.) He’s Mean. I am incredibly nice, caring, and soft!
No cuddling for this guy, just the thrust of death!
A great idea!!!
2.) He’s in horrible shape. I am sculpted like Michelangelo’s David.
BLARGH!
You can view me in Rome!
3. He chops his son’s hand off. I love cats!
If he could do this to someone he loves, what could he do to someone who does not make good mac n' cheese?
El gato de amor!
Thanks you Queen, you may reach me in Chicago.
